Wow, this place is quiet.
While clearing their table at work..
Old woman: People just see Miley Cyrus as that girl that sings.
Old man: She's Hannah Montana too, right?
Old woman: Exactly! Exactly.
Woman 1: [something I missed - I think she gave Woman 2 her bus seat]...I have to get off soon anyway.
Woman 2: [with a smirk and an eyebrow-raise] Oh, I bet you do!
This place seems very quiet recently.
fat man: yeah, it was like she was going to chop me into pieces and cook me into a curry
his friend: ...could have fed a lot of people...
Friday 20th @ Woolworths Marion (at my register)
11? year old boy tries handing his mums handbag back to her while she puts her groceries on the conveyer belt
Mum to son: Just hold onto it
Son: NO! I DON'T WANT TO HOLD A LADIES BAG!!
(i pissed myself laughing, that totally made my long shift worth it)
Today @ Maccas in Marion
Wife to her husband: Do you want to eat it in the car or here?
Husband (who is like in his 50's?): I don't want to eat in the car! You know I don't like eating in the car!
:) she totally should have gotten him a happy meal instead
I went on a school trip today ... so a bunch of 5 year olds going to a wildlife park ...
As we pulled into the carpark - you could hear the kids
"Look there's a Kangaroo"
"Look there's a Koala"
"Look there's an Emo"
Well I thought it was funny :D
At the Zombie Walk a while back...
Everyone: Braaaaaiinnnssss (etc)
Kid: Ooo, Toys R Us!
Kid 2: ... Zombiiieeeesss arreeee uuuussssss
At my local chemist, the anti-stealing scanny thingummies at the door have advertisements on them. At the moment, they have a beautiful, slender, curvaceous, half-naked woman advertising stockings. There is a picture of her on both of the thingies.
2 small boys (aged about six or seven) were there at the same time I was. One of them was outside the store; the other was standing in front of the door, in between the sensor thing with the ads.
Boy outside: You're in the sexy lady shop!
This happened about a week ago (i kept forgetting to post it) at Woolworths in Marion...
Wife (to husband): So where did you park?
Husband: Near Bunnings
Wife: Why do you always park there?
Husband: Just in case I need to go into Bunnings
Because you know, just a safety precaution when going out for men :)
I was waiting for my bus today just opposite target in town and a small group of business men walked past, one turned to his co-worker and said "You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your colleagues."
Struck me how true that is.